T’was the week before Christmas
A happy Christmas to all! In spite of, you know… everything.

‘Twas the week before Christmas and all through the world,
Stock in Xanax inflated as the ****show unfurled.
In a Washington split like a log with an ax,
They were impeaching a president—not the one with the sax.
As the details emerged of a hit on Ukraine,
America’s mayor broke up with his bra...
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